I felt this gif needed its own post.
This is horrifying.
…I see Gir. Anybody else see Gir? …He’s talking to me, but I don’t know what he’s saying.
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| Every time i see a math word problem it looks like this : | |
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| Questions : | If i have 10 apples and you have 11 ice cubes, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? |
| Answer : | Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. |
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| Them: | Ugh, how could this happen to me? We were so good together |
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| Me: | Cheer up, it could be worse |
| Them: | How? |
| Me: | You could have been almost sucked into a void until at the last possible moment your father from a parallel universe saved you and took you to his universe and all the holes in the space time continuum are now sealed so you're stuck in this parallel universe with your boyfriend trapped in the other one and you don't reunite until he manages to burn up a sun and project a hologram onto a beach where you have the most heart wrenching goodbye ever and just before he gets to say "I love you" he's cut off and you never see him until the end of time itself |
| Them: | ...What? |
| Me: | Wat |
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